Go Ahead And Ask Questions.
SYMMETRY.
Anonymous

Symmetry is the key to everything. You deserve a high five.

Wait. What if you know what I'm already about to ask but how could I know that you know that I know that you know what I'm already going to ask? What is the point in asking?
Anonymous

You just blew my mind.

SURPRISE BUTTSEX!
Anonymous

Don’t touch me.

*EATS YOUR HAIR* NOM NOM NOM.
Anonymous

Magic Anon! You're an elephant.

You’re not an anon. Therefore magic anon does not work in this situation.

I THINK. I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME?
Anonymous

Let me say no in various languages

No

Nei

Ikke

Ei

Nicht

ոչ

しない

не

Any questions?

Black Star takes your soul. :D
Anonymous

I have no soul.

Magic Anon! You're a transvestite.
Anonymous

What if I’m already a transvestite? Did you ever consider that?

Black Star walks into your room with his shining awesomeness and deems you evil. You're reaction depends on whether or not he takes your soul. What's your reaction?
Anonymous

Magic Anon! You're a man.
Anonymous

Who said I wasn’t a man in the first place? Maybe I’m a man. Maybe I’m a woman. You’ll never know.